I wish life had little blips of pornography
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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