Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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