You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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