I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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