I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
We talked him into tasing himself.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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