I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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