Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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