I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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