life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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