seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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