Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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