508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
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