3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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