What a fucking waste of an outfit
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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