I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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