remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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