The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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