I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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