"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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