Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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