I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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