I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I deserve this hangover.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
