Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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