Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
