so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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