he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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