I understand Curling. That high.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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