I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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