id be glad to
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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