Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
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When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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