My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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