Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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