It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
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if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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