Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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