Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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