You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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