i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
so much tequila, so little girl.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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