After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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