Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
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Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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