watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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