dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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