please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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