Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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