if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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