No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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