Life is so much better after having sex.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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