question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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