I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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