Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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