just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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