take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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