Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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