with your own penis?
if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
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It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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