none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
