i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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