I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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