I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Randomize
