I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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