My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
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I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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