Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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