she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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