the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
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Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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